1. âAnd if the tigers fail to stay away from the children they will be in contempt of courtâ- Callahan
2. (talking about getting a Visa for a client) âI think my mom had to get me visas for Brazil and CostaRicaâ-me âWhat were you doing there?-Joe âWorking in orphanages for a month, 2 summers in a rowâ-me âLexie have you ever done anything remotely near bad in your entire life?â-Joe
3. âI will be the fun police and make sure you and Joe donât work too too hard and take time for a little fun.â-Julie âWe run from the fun police.â-me
4. âGeorgie!! Did you miss me today?!?â-me âIt was ⌠Quiet without youâ-George
5. âNo wasnât that case nol-prossed?â-me âWell one of his was but he has twoâ-Joe âOkay good so I am not crazyâ-me âWellâŚ. I am not saying thatâŚâ-Joe
6. âLike I donât know what they do, they sleep until like 11:00am.â-me âTheyâre in college thats what kids do they stay up late and party and then they sleep..â-Shannon âWell why??â-me
7. (Radio comes on with something about a crisis relief worker) âI do not think that is the profession for you.â-Joe âHa no I would laugh at the people.â-me âCOMPASSION Lexie, compassion.â-Joe
8. âThis is lexie, she works with my husband and spends more time with him then I doâ-Julie to her friend
9. âBut its not perfect  â-me âBalance baby.â-Joe âWhat will they think when they see that on my grad school application?â-me âThey will think oh sheâs kind of normalâ-Joe âAre you calling me not normal?â-me âThere is NOTHING normal about you.â-Joe
10. You look really tired. -Joe âYou did not just call me a wussâ-me âWhat?? I didnt call you a wuss, I said âyou look tiredâ everyone gets tired, youâre a humanâ-Joe âWuss, tired, its the same thing!! Oh and also, telling a woman she looks tired is a polite way of saying you don’t look very pretty today!â-me